3.15.2009

It's NOT Fair!

Ok so as a mom, there are definitely phrases that will be heard regularly. In the past 24 hours, I've heard "It's Not Fair" and "It Wasn't Me". I remember saying these growing up NUMEROUS times! I used to hate it when I'd get in trouble for saying "It wasn't me". I'd storm into my bedroom yelling how "It's not fair". I have learned one thing as a mom, life is NEVER fair. But the best way to be fair is to move Not Me out of the house. Now how do I get this accomplished? Whoever this person is, we didn't invite them to move in. I also have yet to meet this person that is wrecking my house. This person is the cause of the big red spot in my living room that just occurred within 24 hours of shampooing the carpets. This person has wrote on several walls leading me to buying stock in magic erasers! It's also the same person that causes my children to argue. I wish someone would let me know who I'm looking for exactly so I can get this person out! :) Any other mamas dealing with NOT ME takeover! I just want to stomp my feet and yell at the top of my lungs "It's NOT Fair!"

4 comments:

Shana said...

((((Gena)))) I wish I knew who this rude person was so I could kick their arse for yah!

jess said...

That is priceless! I am there with ya; Tony makes big circles with a single dot, all over the walls... he'll drop something down the stairs. Mike says, 'Tony, who did that??' he will actually say, 'mama did it.' Or he'll frame Nicky. I want to hive five him most of the time... We need to find Mr. Clean eraser, I've been using a rough sponge and it doesn't work very well.

Gena said...

LOL Shana. It's just the kids. Not rude, just actually kind of funny. Jess that cracks me up. Sydnee's outgrown the phase of "mama did it." She has now learned from older siblings who this Not Me character is!

Anonymous said...

Not Me lives here too (funny since I only have one kid!). The dog gets blamed for everything. lmao